By hellalegit - 07/11/2014 06:26 - United States - San Jose

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18

OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)

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Zebediabolical 39

Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'

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Klima_fml 29

Don't you just love kids? :)

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Comments

Pandaxox 10

Wow, if you think about it, the kid could have picked it up from his or her mom or dad. My moms friend says **** around her 5 year old, and then she proceeded to say "******* fly."

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kimg0885 23

How did I our project and a five year old neighborhood kid come in contact? Did u leave it in your driveway? That was still rude what he said though.

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rocker_chick23 27

OP probably spray painted it outside and left it there to dry.

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likeableme 9

Lol I'm dying laughing although he shouldn't be using that kind of language at 5

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martin8337 35

Lil gangsta. What up OG?

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joarasmi 24

Wow I think ur probably Washingdone takin shit from ur neighbors now (;

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