By hellalegit - 07/11/2014 06:26 - United States - San Jose

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18

OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)

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Zebediabolical 39

Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'

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Klima_fml 29

Don't you just love kids? :)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You confronted the kid or his parent? Either way, that is so uncool. People make me mad with their lack of discipline.

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hellalegit 18

OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)

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fantasyworld 37

Glad your teacher gave you an extension. I hate those types of parents, you're a parent so do it!

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kenjenkei 32

Flaming bag of poop time, methinks. What a douchey neighbor!

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LostMy_Marbles 24

When the mother turns away for 2 seconds, soak the kid with a high pressure hose. Then laugh if they confront you about it

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sturschaedel 27

Had that been my kid, I would have been mortified! Accidents can happen, but you have to own up to it. I would have offered to help you rebuild it, and my child to apologize and also help if there were any parts a five-year-old can do!

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Zombinosh77 11

I would be absolutely furious if my son did anything like that. That kid's mother sounds like a wonderful role model if she didn't even attempt to reprimand him.

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hokie16 13

Not a mother, but I'm 20 and have a 5 yo brother. Hopefully his mom will feel bad and start to help after she thinks about it a little. The kid is DEFINITELY old enough to know better by now! But at least you got an extension! :)

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ANiceMexicanCop 7

Nice move from your teacher. Also, I support the idea of hosing the kid and laughing when mom comes.

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14

Spray paint. Called it. I'm sad that I feel accomplished... In any case, I'm glad your teacher was cool about it OP. I hope Satan's spawn, and the ***** Mistress mother of said spawn, get just desserts. Although, I feel sorry for that demonic little turd for having such an irresponsible parent.

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lina21 12

Wow. Crappy parenting at its finest. I see way too much crappy parenting here. But glad you got the extension

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hellalegit 18

Hey all! Thanks for all the positive messages! Somehow this got edited out of my first comment but I was so thrilled this passed I made an account just to comment. All your jokes have made me laugh a ton about a previously shitty day. Thanks again!

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PupMom 10

Love your profile, my favorite movie. Labyrinth.

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Stryker_13 19

You're lucky you got an extension! A lot of profs don't care about "excuses" hopefully you do well on it! And since you have more time you can do it quicker since you had it planned out before hand :3 good luck on it!! :3

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sturschaedel 27

#121, I've noticed it usually depends on the student too. If one usually has everything done on time and done well (vs. on time but obvious "last minute style"), teachers are much more likely to believe the excuse and give an extension. They know crazy stuff can happen, but they also don't want to be exploited (and giving extensions to lazy students on bogus excuses would be unfair to hard working students).

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thinblue32 15

That would be Battery lol lets not do that OP.

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23lf 16

Leave all your garbage on their doorstep, and when they ask, laugh

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worldclassrager 39

A future person to race in the Tour de France he'll knock out the computation

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demonfacee 14

Nice parenting to the neighbors. 1763 people missed the FYL button. I'm sorry you have to deal with this.

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middlenamefrank 8

Okay, maybe it's just me, but I can't help wondering where your diorama was that a kid was able to run over it with his tricycle. I can't help thinking that I would have put it someplace it was in no danger of getting run over.

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rocker_chick23 27

OP already explained it. Scroll up.

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