By hellalegit - 07/11/2014 06:26 - United States - San Jose

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18

OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)

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Zebediabolical 39

Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'

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Klima_fml 29

Don't you just love kids? :)

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hannahsophia 8

What was your display doing in an area where 5 year olds ride tricycles?

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USA1776 15

our generation in a nutshell

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Tsukiyomi 16

Punch him. How else are kids like like supposed to learn unless you teach them?

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OMG_132 9

I hate children nowadays. Sorry OP, get revenge. Run him over and park your car there

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CandyApple88 13

Agree. And what you say after you drive over him ""Vroom vroom muthafucka." fair is fair.

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emeliecon 3

You confronted a five year old? Take it with his mother instead maybe?

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elliehanold 11

What kind of parents does this kid have?!

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BaconCrisssp 4

hahahaha!!! Sucks that it happened by my goodness that 5 yr old is hilarious! hahahaha

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alvaro811994 3

who are you kidding? that`s an Stewie meme from Family Guy, google it

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