By hellalegit - 07/11/2014 06:26 - United States - San Jose

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)

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Zebediabolical 39

Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'

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Klima_fml 29

Don't you just love kids? :)

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tarbaby6193 6

I would have smacked the fire out that lil savage

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WardenWolf 26

I'd tell them that if they ever set foot on your property again that you'll have them arrested for trespassing. Simple as that. That'll realy rile her up.

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sexypvc24 10

Was he black, white, Asian or Mexican? Cuz I could see 1/2 of them doing any saying that

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seanlapree 8

This is hilarious

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Chaosshadowzero 15

This is exactly why i hate children.

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shannon2348 14

I'm trying g to figure out why you even had it outside so that the kid could even hit it. that's nuts. ydi

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randybryant799 20

I'm not understanding how the kid even got near it.

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