Kids: Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes,...

By oops123 - 16/07/2012 14:38 - United States

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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Hey there!

By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Long time coming

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 00:00

Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 18:54

Well at least you will be missed by someone in that family.

aimferd 4

Monday 16 July 2012 18:54

good thing hes moving

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 16 July 2012 20:52

Poor kid, having a lady like you around can sure come in handy.

BrittneyDea 5

Monday 16 July 2012 20:52

That's your own fault now, isn't it?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 16 July 2012 21:01

For the next neighbor, put a poster of Betty White (naked) on the outside of your blinds. They'll be in for a treat.

makenzie1322 0

Monday 16 July 2012 22:12

Creeper much?!...

unknown_user5566 26

Monday 16 July 2012 21:09

I know you did nothing wrong OP, but if that happened to me I would still probably feel super weird about it. Corrupting a 12 year old and whatnot. Eesh. Now you can focus on hoping you have a smokin' hot age appropriate guy move in, so that maybe something good can come from your forgetfulness. ;)

Ugi 26

Tuesday 17 July 2012 10:57

I doesn't take a lot to corrupt a 12-year-old boy, in my rather distant recollection.

bigdog57_fml 9

Monday 16 July 2012 21:09

You sound like an awesome neighbor

Skittles_Rawr 8

Monday 16 July 2012 21:12

You never saw him looking?

shaggan 6

Monday 16 July 2012 21:56

Respect him for what he saw and how he respects you and how he had the balls for a 12 year old to tell you before he left he must of really had a thing for you sweetly. You should respect him and shut your blinds

Buzzy123 7

Monday 16 July 2012 22:15

Take it has a compliment that you're ******* hot

novalaise 7

Monday 16 July 2012 22:22

At least its not someone creepy and old

krewer21 1

Monday 16 July 2012 22:25

Well, it appears you have a fan. You have given this young man something pure and innocent, let's hope he realizes this and finds a young woman worth his interst.