Miscellaneous: Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He...

By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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Junk in the trunk

By NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

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By red - 27/09/2012 11:37 - United States - Portland

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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Full blast

By DyingOfShame - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML

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Newbie

By stanky - 19/06/2015 14:47 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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QuantumLegend 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

Shampoo? We don't use shampoo, we use MANpoo.

rockr_chick 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:19

lol manpoo sounds like another name for shit.

Comments

truehitman2010 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:09

shampo? whats that?

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:16

You are probably using some overpriced, pretentious glop where most of the price is spent on the fancy-ass writing on the bottle telling you a bunch of pseudo-scientific junk about the natural ingredients inside. He uses Prell.

underguarded 20

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:26

Three cheers for Greasy hair.

kdig26 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 12:38

notice... no cheers... lmao

Kittehx3 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:35

How can people be that stupid...

SdCounty33 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:12

You're gorges!

CaptainPickles72 18

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:21

I'll second that!

marie_yuh100 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 17:36

your hair is wayy pretty

xSmilesXD 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 17:48

kitteh I love u!! XD

effstephslife 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:36

he probably just uses soap for all his shower needs.

ceeejjjj 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:41

Wow! Who needz a new bf??? YOU DO !!!! ROTFLMAO

Googolman 29

Friday 21 September 2012 6:17

Wow! Who needz a life??? YOU DO !!!! ROTFLMAO

enonymous 8

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:54

Real men don't use that shit. Sand paper to wash the face, whiskey to clean the mouth, some ***** we just slept with to cover up the stank the last ***** left and full metal wire brush to style your hair. Not so hard.