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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By 123roomielover - 26/01/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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heartbrakej 0

Monday 8 August 2011 15:58

dad: "great way to meet daughters new friend"

coltsrock37 15

Monday 8 August 2011 16:03

She was initiating you for their tribal nudist ways

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Deathhound 27

Monday 8 August 2011 16:24

Oh, nice meeting. Why did she leave you there?

carinthian 6

Monday 8 August 2011 16:29

One hell of an icebreaker though.

aPieceOfFruit 16

Monday 8 August 2011 17:37

Is that what you do with yours?

YacL 15

Monday 8 August 2011 18:31

Yes, why do you ask?

SxE_Danielle_TD 5

Monday 8 August 2011 16:31

Should have shook his hand and introduced yourself.

SadinSherman 16

Monday 8 August 2011 17:10

Wouldn't that be akward

StopDropNRoll 11

Monday 8 August 2011 19:47

< *takes out sarcasm sign so ^ can get a hint* It's not that hard to get come on!

bfsd42 20

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:15

^ Shut up 60. No need to be a dick.

dasin 18

Friday 15 March 2019 18:56

ya ive seen a couple of pornos like that

SpicyMaduros 4

Monday 8 August 2011 16:33

And he didn't offer you a glass of water?!? perhaps a midnight snack? What happened to hospitality? Perhaps commenting on the angle of his dangle would have broken the ice.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 8 August 2011 16:34

You caught him right in the middle of de-stanking his nether regions in his own house. F his life, not yours.

Redhead99 16

Monday 8 August 2011 16:58

Well was it big? I'm sure he was shocked to.

MareNostrum 0

Monday 8 August 2011 17:03

...and all you could say was "That's a clean circumcision."

javierb88 3

Monday 8 August 2011 17:06

Did you suck his beefnuggets?

thebano 4

Monday 8 August 2011 17:09

I've walked in on my friends parents having sex on their table. I know how you feel.

ambowew 7

Monday 8 August 2011 17:12

He mistook you for his next customer. I'm just kidding, your new friend obviously brought you home to be the sacrifice of the night.

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