By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 10:17 - United States

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML
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green_eyes124 0

wow! kind of seems like they should be responsible for buying you new gifts. I can't believe someone wouldn't make absolutely sure that the door to a place where people could've just seen you take a bunch of gifts was locked. it's like going christmas shopping at the mall, taking a handful of gifts to the car, and going back to shop more: the gifts will be gone when you get back. oh well... sorry op : (

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LOLatU87 0

OMG kill your step parents!

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LOLatU87 0

OMG kill your step parents!

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LOLatU87 0

I meant parents in law.... y'all knew what I meant

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Heazie 0

They aren't his step parents...

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Jonkbaby 22

horrible horrible situation- but you gotta learn what's truly important here

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starile 19

Yeah, your in laws suck ass and I hope they feel absolutely horrible for their stupidity.

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oogyboogy 6

you live under my roof you live by my rules!!

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Tweety122888 0

inlaws just **** everything up!!! they should mind their own damn business!!!!

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Sailor_Mars 6

that's a great start to your new life together

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BrookeBabe92 0

That really sucks, FYL.

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Mauskau 35

I was about to say you were really pretty but then I saw the shitload of piercings and changed my mind. ew at the one on the bridge of your nose. ick. and lol op kill them

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BrookeBabe92 0

Thank you, lol. (:

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SweetNerd 0

You are authentically pretty. Your not 1 of those blond bomb shells. I like that type of hair on girls :)

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aly21346 0

did you kill your parents? (i would) %^]

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CACC_fml 0

wow at least youre together...lol jk who gives a shit about tht its all about the material!

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machiko_fml 0

You probably have no relationship with anyone if you think it's all about the material.

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CACC_fml 0

I was obviously being sarcastic. This is called a joke.

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alfaboy 10

yes #24 if you're on fml you need to learn sarcasm. you're gonna see ot ALLOT.

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unmadebed 0

Make them pay for at least half of everything stolen.

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FFML_314 11

There's a great foundation for a happy marriage.

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