By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML
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BlueBaronBitch 22

He seems a little insecure.. just a little..

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InternetHobo 18

Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact

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cptncuttlefish 24

Good call on your part, he seems rather insecure and immature.

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IcedSapphire 27

I'm proud that you decided to ditch his psycho ass. He had no right to accuse you of such a disgusting thing.

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captainsmegma 12

Get revenge. Go to the party and screw his brother. You'll feel betterand little brother will have the best birthday ever.

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InfiniteSecret 20

This is extremly immature and childish

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TheLadyOpal 30

On the plus side, now you have an excuse to throw your own party. To celebrate your new freedom from dating a paranoid psycho.

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hardcorepunk87 18

I'm ashamed this is from Canada. I honestly thought we were smarter than that.

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dragoongirl90 34

Wow, your ex is sick in the head.

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dragoongirl90 34

My ex husband once accused me of wanting to screw my pastor's 14 year old son because I was with him and another church member in a crowded gamer shop playing the WoW trading card game.

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QueenBii 14

Well at least you got rid of his ass. Good for you!

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andrmac 25

A follow up on your age would make this even more interesting, but seriously even if your like 13 would still be awkward and gross. Your ex needs to grow up and learn to trust just a little more in a partner.

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