Health, Embarrassing and Periods: Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over....

By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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linzey 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:29

so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on

Shallow_Padentic 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:33

Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.

Comments

kellster 2

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:00

OMG, kill your mom!!

love_to_lose09 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:08

thats funny. Why was your mom looking at your underwear to see that you leaked anyways??

ecamp12 15

Sunday 9 August 2015 0:31

Her mom could've found it in the laundry ._.

NeverMind88 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:13

I'm pretty sure behind those ******* faces, they were jealous that you didn't leak on THEM. :)

kenyrabit 25

Friday 3 February 2017 10:52

Oh, wow. So they were jealous that (to quote an earlier comment) her Vaj-jay-jay wasn't "vomiting blood" on their man-panties.. Interesting theory. Have fun with that fetish. lol

Mistress_Puppy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:17

Wow I would have been like "Noo that was my brothers underwear" or said something then avoid them. xDDD I would have yelled at meh mom later too. :/

louyfi85 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:21

I hate it when mom's do that!! Trust me, I know! >:(

katieg 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:22

#45 how could her brother have blood in his underwear. nice try tho

Kellayy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:22

Jumbo Tampons XD

shehzeenahmed 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:53

wow that sucks :/ i can't even think of a way to try and laugh it off with a joke. i would just try and pretend it never happened lol

blushinFML 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:55

i could totally see my mother doing this just to gross my brother out. don't be embarrassed, if i were your brother's friends i would be laughing at the mom for yelling that.