Kids: Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's...

By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 01:31 - United States - Westfield

Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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GodPart2 20

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:13

Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:14

Gives it that chunky metal sound!

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exitium16 26

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:41

I hope you've already got a plan to get back at your brother.

nityasomaiya 46

Sunday 29 March 2015 18:35

She should've gone hugged him with the same puke-stained body... How about that for a taste of his own medicine?

skye147 20

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:42

That must have looked and smelled beautiful..

evilamoebaattack 20

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:46

wow, your family sounds... fun.

Mermaidhead 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:06

this fml would be FANTASTIC illustrated.

feven 32

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:06

And you just let her beat you?

Deku_Cutie 12

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:10

men are gross

MrAsquared100 14

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:28

Well I guess you're of.... sound mind and body now. :p Okay I'll stop. For real though, that sucks.

briang959 47

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:28

Does that make the guitar a pukulele?

ahomelessmario 9

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:28

Out of all places..... Why the sound hold of the guitar?

AllSoul 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:31

Your sister sounds very violent...

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