Miscellaneous: Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

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By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By New computer - 08/08/2009 05:27 - France

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

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Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By one sorry mom - 05/09/2017 04:31

Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes. When he approached me, I immediately machine-gun mouthed him in public. The man apparently is a doctor and concernedly said that my son may have a rare gastric disease based on the puke. I got him checked, and he's right. FML

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PTSD

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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YumeWolf 23

Monday 23 November 2015 15:43

Wow, that was uncalled for. You did the right thing in this situation, OP!

XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29

Monday 23 November 2015 15:44

Some people are such assholes. Sorry OP.

Comments

Justwannasayhi 3

Monday 23 November 2015 16:29

For those who says kids need to be banned from flights, you guys obviously never take care of one yourself or live away from family and friends. What if the parents need to attend funeral? Family members on their death bed? Sure, leave the kids alone by themselves while the parents fly on the plane!

rick159 12

Monday 23 November 2015 16:39

Can't take care of a kid?....don't have one...see simple. Breeders don't get that.

Randomouse 11

Monday 23 November 2015 16:32

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madscientist_17 15

Monday 23 November 2015 16:36

I would have slapped him back, then call a flight attendant. Sorry OP definitely needs a follow up.

Publikwerks 14

Monday 23 November 2015 16:38

Yeah, I would have called the attendant over and made sure the police were waiting at the gate..

Justincolon22 15

Monday 23 November 2015 16:41

You deserved it for having kids.

Dexter83_fml 17

Monday 23 November 2015 16:49

First of all Justin- shut your mouth only open it when you something intelligent to say. Secondly OP what he did is assault I hope that you had him arrested. People like that are just a waste of space like Justin. Maybe I'm guessing you don't feel as bad now right ?