Work: Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty...

By WeighYourWords - 03/05/2016 11:12 - Belgium - Overheid

Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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Shelved plans

By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By CyberPsycho - 28/07/2016 16:24 - United States - Nashville

Today, I noticed quite a few scars on one of my coworker's legs. I pulled her aside and told her that self-harm was never the answer, and if she needed to talk I was always there. Turns out she's just clumsy and trips a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 06:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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Badass

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 12:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 4 May 2016 2:53

That's a typical thing to say about an injury. He should know that, and it shouldn't affect your ability to speak normally.

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 4 May 2016 2:51

Don't worry if he complains about you to human resources, he doesn't have a leg to stand on

Comments

sempisaviour 17

Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:29

Offended by a little joke, how pathetic. Take him to the safe space will ya?

Kitouran 30

Wednesday 4 May 2016 14:59

Ah, you must be one of those assholes who think safe spaces are ridiculous.

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:58

that's actually pretty hilarious!

wogboy84 11

Wednesday 4 May 2016 9:23

That is funny

beansnrice 8

Wednesday 4 May 2016 21:21

that wasn't your fault, he just took it The wrong way

IDontKnowaName73 17

Wednesday 4 May 2016 22:23

If he acts like that he needs a psychologist

bubbsorcuz 10

Thursday 5 May 2016 8:56

tell him to stop being a ******* pussy. He knows he is overweight and he should also know that you were were telling him to take it easy on the leg

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 5 May 2016 21:37

You did nothing wrong OP. That's just him overreacting and being overly-sensitive. If he's that upset about his weight, maybe offer going to the gym with him.