Miscellaneous: Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend....

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By sadcinderella - 22/12/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints of how wrong I did everything. FML

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Monday 6 April 2009 0:59

i've been there..never understood how the house can be "too clean"

liz16 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:00

if they already think you did you might as well have had one

Comments

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:20

dude never clean the house, you got parents for that. YDI

tsktsktsk 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:19

YDI for using the phrase "brownie points". **** clichés.

carmel 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:21

stupid, non clean house deserving parents. PARENTS ARE NEVER GREATFUL FOR LOVE!!!!

dontcallmekim 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:45

hey same here! except i actually did have a party.. :/ hm

QiScorpion 0

Monday 6 April 2009 13:09

that's completely unfair of your parents brizzle. i'd tell them that you didn't have a party and that you decided you'd have a productive weekend doing homework etc. unless you have a history of covering up parties, being honest with them should work...

FrenchTickler09 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:09

High school most definitely suxxx!!!! haha but they couldnt be all that mad, plus it's still your fault for not having a party to clean up.

Logica42 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:53

Ugh, that sounds like something my parents would do. FYL.

PirateJack 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:03

Been in that situation before. It encouraged me to never clean again.

amandarocks04 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:16

Use to happen to me all the time when I lived at home, except I did actually throw parties. Anyways, if you're in your later teenage years, and your parents leave, and then come home to the house clean, they're going to assume you threw a party for the most part