By UGH - 31/08/2009 23:48 - United States

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Today, my parents decided I was old enough to know that my mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares. She's a screamer. FML
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Dynoblaze 1

Maybe having sex with your dad was a nightmare for her.......

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epicwinmaster 0

for all the 8 year olds who dont get it, it means that she screams during sex

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HamsteronA 0

I'm 26 and didn't get it. FML

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Y_U_19029 0

Lmao. Seriously 26?

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pieofchrist 0

I really don't think that you would ever be old enough to know that.

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dyliumo 0

why cant i post comments on the iphone app

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jourdiebear 0

WOW y do parents have to talk about their sex life?

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Dickman16 0

idk y the hell ur parents would tell u tht but anyways FYL and maybe u should watch ur dad in action and take some notes. rofl =P

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Mwoehaha 0

Go banging in your room, scream very loud yourself and then make them feel guilty because you 'have nightmares of you're mom being a screamer'.

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nokka 5

^^ Totally! Although, there's a possible risk of waking the competitive side of her parents or even - heaven forbid - turning them on... God, what the neighbors would think if they heard two sets of very satisfied screams from the house nextdoor.

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ZleveL 0

^ "the orgy nextdoor" awwww sheeeeyat

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