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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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What happened?

By nayahbear24 - 27/08/2014 22:52 - United States - Trenton

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said, "Oops." and hung up. FML

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What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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Busted

By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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Paigeth 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:09

Lmao, sorry but that's priceless. You should really block off your parents' room when having a party.

dang_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:07

lol! well deserved

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TryToBeKind 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:48

If you're young enough to be worried about getting into trouble with your parents, you are too young to be partying.

Misanthropist 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:02

I agree with #12.

imhawaiian 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:05

Party noob, Don't throw em, go to em. No clean up.

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 15 November 2015 1:36

I'd go to them, and then help clean up the day after.

LittleMissMack 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:13

#12 and #14 -- There is no set age at which you "can" party. Someone is able to party whenever they want. Whether you agree with it or not, isn't going to stop them. OP -- I concur, party foul letting people hook up in Mommy and Daddy's room.

Lolocaust 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:18

what is this business about "if you're young enough to worry about your parents you're too young to party"? this is exactly the kind of attitude that forces adolescents to be secretive with their consumption of alcohol/pot, adn therefore do stupid things. LIke drink and drive. Or binge drink when parents are gone. If we had a system in place which promoted the education of kids about how to use these substances responsibly, we would be far better off. People wouldn't be scared to be safe and call for rides, or fill up their parents' house just because mom and pop are gone. Educate, ya'll. People for a sensible drug policy, what! Also, you're an idiot for leaving mommy's room unlocked. We all know parents have the most comfortable beds...

SpicyDuck 22

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:46

I really hate my generation.

yeahreally 6

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:54

niice little present they left you....lmfao

dcapp 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:55

that sucks so hard core. i just had a party when my dad was in mexico and my friends decided to sleep on his bed after i told them not to. i put all the pillows on his bed and he noticed his bed was made too nicely. ahhaha

sunshyne84_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:19

what great friends you have!

render 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:45

#12, leaving a condom on your parents' bed at any age is embarrassing. But anyway, HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha oh God, I got a good laugh from this one... Man, that sucks!!!

meanbeech 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:48

sounds as if you dont party.. or havent partied much.. dont roll with the big dogs unless you know what to expect.. and FYI NEVER HOST AGAIN cause youre parents prolly tipped off the neighbors to call them next time they go away.. thats if they dont get you a babysitter or make you stay at a friends house and lock you out of the house too. ive seen this happen to a lotta dumbasses that thought they cleaned the whole place. when you got drunk horny teenagers crammed in a house with beds.. they wont care WHOSE bed it is..