By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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tony1891 22

should have smoked it. at least then it'd be worth getting grounded for.

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xFluttershy 7

I tried smoking weed once when I was a little kid, then I found out that there were two kinds of "weed" and I had the wrong kind.

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Calyx_fml 21

Lucky you didn't find their bath salts and start eating tour fathers face.

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shrdlu 28

My question is, how did they know you found it?

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docscientist 9

You should reconsider your usage of irony to describe your situation.

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LeToaste 0

Last week my dad told me that he smokes weed. Awesome right? Just yesterday i got high with my stepdad. Life is great.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

i can see how this all went down: OP: hey mom and dad is this yours? Mom: omg you found- Dad: WEED! son weed is not allowed in in this house! youre grounded! were just gonna take this weed away and put it in a safer place!

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mrmerino 0

You know what's illegal? Weed.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

You know what wastes money? The drug war and D.A.R.E.

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bioman250 10

You know what shouldn't be illegal? weed. You no what else shouldn't be illegal? Everything. "O my god you killed that man!" "So? there's no LAW saying a can't, so murder must be alright." "Why did you punch that four year old?" "Because I won't go to jail for it." You get the idea. making common sense into a law is making people dependent on the government. you no longer need to know right from wrong. Your parents won't teach you these things because the government will punish you for it.

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