By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
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RitRit 20

Always better than hearing them in bed!

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19990231 29

Tell them that you're better than both of them

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Rozza17 29

And that is when you quickly catch the next rocket to Pluto, take a bottle of brain bleach, cry a lot and then die.

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Lct1196 31

Actually, they've stopped manufacturing brain bleach after too many people used it as a shitty joke.

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Exodiafinder687 58

*OP in an interview years later* "So I guess it was at that point that I decided to become a serial killer."

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Econforthwin 15

I hope they weren't overly specific in supporting their argument. Could you imagine? Mom:"and another thing when it's time for doggie..."

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patrickalamo 47

Video that YouTube gold moment and everyone there after. First you will be an internet God. Second they will watch what they do and say.

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quickit 24

I hope that all OP's parents ups and downs are between the sheets.

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DenverTyrrell 13

Hopefully they didn't go in to too much detail....

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chocolatefrog28 29

At least there wasn't a video so they could argue over a play-by-play commentary, that's a bright spot. The only way that could get worse is to hear them fighting WHILE hearing them go at it.

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flufee2 27

Im hoping they didn't get into sound effects

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wanted_2_want 40

I'm pretty sure you'd wished they were talking about snoring and not their sex lives. (Sigh)

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