Miscellaneous: Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed....

By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By weddingbells - 25/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

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By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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You deserved it 37 042

By omgstfuplz - 16/09/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

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By AnDroidZ_BabY - 11/09/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

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You deserved it 3 844

By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By slenderman908 - 10/12/2012 11:41 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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By smh - 15/07/2014 20:11 - United States

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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baxeh 29

Saturday 20 December 2014 12:24

So.... Who is ?

RitRit 20

Saturday 20 December 2014 12:24

Always better than hearing them in bed!

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thief1434 23

Saturday 20 December 2014 15:18

But were their arguments sound and logical?

Joshery 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 15:43

Who won..?

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 20 December 2014 16:04

Were you the tie breaker?

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 20 December 2014 17:11

For your sake and sanity, I hope inherited traits are limited.

BlackIce911 17

Saturday 20 December 2014 17:33

I wonder what would happen if you told them later "Please don't argue about sex. It makes me feel uncomfortable"

buckdharma 37

Saturday 20 December 2014 17:38

"You give bad head, then lay there dead." "You can't keep it up, so you lose, yup."

captainsmegma 12

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:11

Time for you to get a chair, sit at the end of the bed, observe the action, and render a verdict.

Niedermayer_20 12

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:25

Hopefully they wont be experimenting over the holidays!

aylind 18

Saturday 20 December 2014 20:55

That's when you pretend you have somewhere important to be and run away before you're traumatized for life!

RandomUsername88 24

Saturday 20 December 2014 22:40

"I'm worse in bed!!" "No I'm worse!!" "No I am!!" "No, me!!" "Ok fine you're worse."

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Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

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Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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Today, my ex-girlfriend got really mad at me because she said all men treat her like a whore. She even got upset that she thinks that I might think of her the same way. I couldn't help but to laugh in her face, because she cheated on me with said men and the fact is that she's right. I'm sad, but It's done Sweetie. FML

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Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML

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Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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