Intimacy: Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us...

By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Crimsonhead 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:21

.....Raging? And you probably should have had some idea what was going to happen within the next couple of minutes. Unless you weren't watching the movie, hmmm?

GawZ 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:23

nothing like cuddling up to a good porno

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jaysolonyc 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 8:19

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MichaelKrush 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 8:24

so what if it was a raging sex scene at the time? it isn't logical for your parents to think that you'd call during the middle of sex with your bf to prove you were in a movie!

kcnutt10 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 8:51

This website is full of the biggest ******* retards I've ever seen. You idiots will comment the exact same thing someone else does or ask the exact same thing as someone else in a comment, knowing damn good and well you read the previous comments, yet you will still say the same thing! What's the point in repeating something that has already been said? You people comment just to comment. And (not in this particular post) you fight and fuss about who was the first to comment! Really?!? Are you ******* kidding me?!? How old are y'all?!? You sound like little first graders fighting about who's first in line! Grow the **** up people, seriously.

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 26 January 2011 8:59

Woah, cool your jets there, tiger. Take a few deep breaths, now.

kcnutt10 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:06

So, you agree 56?

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:11

I agree the site's a place to unwind, not rant. Calm your balls.

kcnutt10 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:24

Totally understandable, BUT repeating the same thing over and over is just stupid and pointless....along with fighting over who's first to comment. "Unwinding" is great, but don't comment just to say you did. If someone is going to comment, they need to have something ORIGINAL to say, not something they saw in a previous comment. Makes no sense whatsoever. That falls under the commenting to be first, or bitching at someone else because they were first and you weren't (not saying you in particular).

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:31

You're fighting a losing battle; this is the Internet. I doubt you'll convert anyone from their way of thinking. Live and let live, quietly dislike but move on. And that's my pithy thought for the day.

kcnutt10 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:38

Unfortunately you're right. Can't believe I blew up like that, guess it just got to me. But in good now, got it off my chest, took a breather. Good to go now.

dezinspaaace 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:39

LMFAO!!

Carleysimpson 1

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:53

Clearly no one here is thinking. The parents wanted to HEAR the movie. Therefore she/he would've had to stand by the theatre doors (where unless you're speaking incredibly loud, no one can hear you) and they could not pause the movie because the parents are listening to it via the phone...