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By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

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By Rawr - 01/08/2010 10:38 - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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By LittleFriend - 30/11/2017 06:00

Today, I was told I will receive no Christmas or birthday presents for the next 3 years because my parents paid for my rhinoplasty. I needed it because my 12-year-old brother smashed my nose with a hammer in a fit of rage. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "so when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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By EB - 06/11/2012 01:01 - United States

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML

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By Disappointment - 26/05/2017 19:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML

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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By :^( - 07/12/2013 17:30 - Bahrain - Isa Town

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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Fixed it

By JLO - 18/08/2011 14:11 - Australia

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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Ambient25 24

Sunday 1 December 2013 9:38

You should really tell your parents that you're just a combination of their genes. If they have a problem with you physically, then it's just a problem with themselves. Don't sweat it OP, it will be one of those things they'll look back on and facepalm themselves over.

tulha 12

Sunday 1 December 2013 9:39

It's sort of passed down due to genetics so the jokes on them haha

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vewwe 20

Sunday 1 December 2013 10:05

You can always be friends with Rudolf the reindeer... Just a joke op, I feel sorry for you, your parents are behaving really mean!

ex_omer 17

Sunday 1 December 2013 10:07

That sucks OP Take their money, buy gifts for yourself, and have a Merry Christmas :)

DidntGetTheMemo 5

Sunday 1 December 2013 10:07

What a mean/rude joke! Does your nose not look like either parent's nose? If it does, maybe that parent grew up being self-conscious about it and thinks a nose job will make things easier for you.

Ecudaniel 16

Sunday 1 December 2013 10:24

And the Parents of the month award goes to...

karlcolt45 19

Sunday 1 December 2013 10:32

just like how you guys aren't bad parents, butttt I still wouldn't put you up for the cover of good parent monthly

Cuteroxx 17

Sunday 1 December 2013 10:35

Your parents surely cares about their christmas pictures!

profoundkisses 18

Sunday 1 December 2013 10:40

Lol joke's on them it's their genes you inherited

littlem91 29

Sunday 1 December 2013 11:23

Don't do it OP, if you're happy with your nose leave it alone. These things can go horribly wrong, taking that risk for your parents isn't a good idea.