By UglyFace - 30/11/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
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Ambient25 24

You should really tell your parents that you're just a combination of their genes. If they have a problem with you physically, then it's just a problem with themselves. Don't sweat it OP, it will be one of those things they'll look back on and facepalm themselves over.

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tulha 12

It's sort of passed down due to genetics so the jokes on them haha

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sanecatlady 13

Oh my god, the obsession with plastic surgery and superficial appearance in the US has spread to the UK. It's become a pandemic! D:

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megcarpy 19

Ouch, that's not nice!

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magymofucka 9

lol, what a couple of cuntbags. you got your nose from them so if your nose is ugly then so is theirs.

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thebluerose 5

ouch! they should get the worst parents award

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Blahblah9921 4

dont listen to them if thts not what u wanna do next time you need to tell then that everyones beautiful just the way they are

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rascalll 7

Tell them you're willing to pay for a professional photoshopbro to correct their faces on the x-mas photo.

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liaRawr 9

I was going to have one where I broke it and it went out of place but i broke it like 3 times so the possibility of breaking a nose on anything is risky there's no point really if you hit it it'll move waste if money

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liaRawr 9

If they don't like it stop sending out stupid family Christmas cards with family pictures on (sorry I hate them) just send normal ones

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TcheQ 12

**** yeah, I'd take a free nose job. And I'm a good looking straight guy.

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