Love: Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all...

By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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By sounds good mom - 14/06/2016 15:23 - United States - Katy

Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By not helping - 17/09/2020 17:02 - United States

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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moonlight970 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:32

Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.

Comments

crystalnight 19

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:38

#5 If I was your mom, I'd sell that Xbox and TV.

substantialHack 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:01

That's a lot of stuff

1randomchick 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:44

if your possessions are that important to you, and you're still young enough to have them taken off you, then maybe you should stop being a brat (:

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:33

Wow, that's pathetic of them. It's your choice, not theirs. They had no right to take your stuff away like that for such an asinine reason. Now if you got picked up by the cops or something, yeah, but breaking up with her? Overprotective parents these days...