Love: Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all...

By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Kevin - 10/03/2010 08:39 - Canada

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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moonlight970 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:26

Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 8:32

Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.

Comments

MatthewHass 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:10

Wow! What. The. ****..?

Rarr_dinosaur 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:11

Perhaps they feel she was your only REAL social life and want you to get out more... hence not grounding you.

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:12

she has a horse? :o

flufflybuttons 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:14

xbox will alwas be better

underguarded 20

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:35

Holy determined face.

KK3137 31

Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:47

Well if you're old enough to have a car you should be able to make your own decisions, shouldn't you?

lonewolf5755 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:04

I would love to hear the rest of this story. It can't be that simple. what did you do to her

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:10

They took away your tools for masturbation just when you suddenly had an immediate need for them. That's child abuse! I'm sure the CPS has a division for frustrated late-teen wankers.

onedayinamsterda 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:28

so OP, I'm curious, for them to do stuff like that, was the breakup a result of u being an ass?

Peashout 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:30

The same thing happened to me... Oh wait, no it didn't, I have balls enough to tell my rents to shove it they tried anything so childish. How old are you? Like 12?