Holidays: Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in...

By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 804

You deserved it 3 341

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By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

I agree, your life sucks 676

You deserved it 103

Ball and chain

By Anonymous - 10/09/2021 20:01

Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 338

You deserved it 160

Not quite there yet

By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 05:59

Today, I was denied entry into Hong Kong after flying here from Canada and paying thousands of uncancellable dollars for quarantine hotel and other plans, because the immigration company fucked up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 019

You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 596

You deserved it 4 011

By Familyreject - 02/02/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out that my family has paid for and booked a trip to Dubai without me. They weren't going to tell me until they were about to board but since I was crying that my friend ditched me for my holiday, they thought they would let me know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 381

You deserved it 256

Feel the love

By unwanted - 11/08/2009 20:31 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 228

You deserved it 6 583

By homeless4Christmas - 24/12/2009 05:54 - New Zealand

Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 384

You deserved it 28 099

Thanks, I hate it

By MdT - 23/05/2009 11:51 - South Africa

Today, my family returned from a holiday in Egypt. A holiday that I really wanted to spend with them. As if leaving me behind wasn't bad enough, they then made me watch a 200-picture slideshow of how much fun they had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 896

You deserved it 3 706

Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 304

You deserved it 210

By hahahaha91 - 03/10/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, I woke up excited for my trip to Jamaica with my friends. We went to the airport, and I gave them my passport to check in. They gave it back. It had expired three weeks ago. I watched my friends board the plane while I'm stuck in the city. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 098

You deserved it 51 721

slitherbomb 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:20

shit dude, stop pressing send!

socalduude879 1

Friday 29 July 2011 19:22

quadruple post...how did that even...

Comments

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:10

they're sending you mixed messages...

anencephalic 14

Friday 29 July 2011 19:11

They're going to sell you, OP.

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:50

indeed.

TheChampagneBoi 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:51

Dont dishoner you family

TonyLeePrice 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:11

look for chow, chow there to help and party!(;

Ahlph 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:11

The girls down there are HOT!

harrywestt 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:50

I totally agree

DeathMaple 3

Friday 29 July 2011 21:02

What girls most of their population is males.

jordanp17 3

Friday 29 July 2011 21:08

and also have penises

TheMaestro 4

Friday 29 July 2011 22:42

...do you know where hong kong is?

TheMaestro 4

Friday 29 July 2011 22:55

...do you know where hong kong is?

nicko_oz 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:45

#98 thats thailand!

infaith 5

Friday 27 April 2012 17:17

untrue most Asian women are always "ready" for bed in the case they don't clean up their VJ as I seen they tend to ummm not be shaved as often? or I been getting the wrong place wrong time moments.. and P.S I'm going by my experience not saying they all have this problem.

Souners 3

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

Only reason this is an FML is because they censor their pr0n.

mdizzl 6

Friday 29 July 2011 19:43

there's nothing to censor, cuz there's nothing really there to see in the first place... ;)

Souners 3

Friday 29 July 2011 22:47

Sorry to the grammar Nazi above. If you are willing to correct someone, make sure you do it correctly. It's clear that I know English, so you should've inserted 'proper' prior to that.

Epsilonyx 15

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

LOL. That. *******. blows.

Femalepersuasion 0

Friday 29 July 2011 23:23

where'd you get your necklace?

Epsilonyx 15

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:33

eBay haha.

ChucktheNorris 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:50

THE INSIBILITY CLOAK. THE SOMETHING I DO NOT REMEMBER. AND THE ELDER WAND. *draws triangle circle line* The sign of the Deathly Hallows! funny, me and my family are watching 7 part 1 tonight