Miscellaneous: Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone....

By Jaclk - 24/04/2012 21:28 - United States - Needham

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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JumbledGirl 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:04

Aww.... You forgot to break things...

natsaysheyyy 16

Wednesday 25 April 2012 8:06

Uhhm... No one puts up party decorations for an actual party...

Comments

destkay 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 14:51

You could at list have a couple of your loser friends over as well. Oh well

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 14:52

Confetti and Streamers?? ..too much, too much. Balloons would've been just fine.

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:29

I agree that the streamers were unnecessary, but balloons and confetti are fun! Hell, I went to my 4 year old sisters birthday party just play with the balloons.

friedbunnies 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:12

It amazes me that people actually do this shit. Even more so that they admit it to millions of random strangers on the internets.

groupleader 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:14

And I wasn't invited to pop your cherry? Thanks a lot loser!

hqbrat 8

Wednesday 25 April 2012 15:17

You ****** up... Big time

tinvan 3

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:12

You are a loser

juerg 4

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:36

Your comment is what I would have said. You just saved me the time

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:41

Stop caring so much about what your parents and others think and just try to develop yourself into a person who YOU would want to be with. Then you will NOT be a loser.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:42

No condom wrappers....? No beer cans....? No broken things....? I'm sure they'll find out that u had no party....and will probably call u a loser... Nice try though....