By fd - 16/01/2009 13:36 - United States

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Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML
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dani_fizzle 0

hey man better than aids

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khaldun 0

Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

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samantha0911 0

Your lucky it's JUST Mono!

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superfail77 8

I got mono and all I got was on single day off from school to go to the hospital for blood to get drawn... Again

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militarybrat 21

Wow your school/doctor is stupid. I hope you didnt infect anyone else. There is a reason they make you stay home for 2 weeks... Sheesh

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militarybrat 21

Unless its been 4-6 weeks since you were with him, its not mono. It wont even show up in tests until then. Besides, most people get it when they are young. You cannot "catch" it again. YDI for assuming

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javidgt8 4

You deserve it. Three way with some random guy. So stupid.

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WickedFan 12

I understand how you wouldn't want mono, but it seems a little better than any number of STD's you could have gotten.

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anabanana6994 4

Know who your screwing

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derpy_batman 4

That's why you don't do those

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