Miscellaneous: Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40...

By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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Well done Cooper

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 02:02 - United States - Brush Prairie

Today, my phone chose not to deliver a message to my girlfriend. This isn't the first time either; It has a habit of failing to deliver or receive messages to/from her, making it look like I'm ignoring her by not responding. It only does this with her, none of my other contacts. My phone may be trying to sabotage my relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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FriskyTaco 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:05

You sent 40 txts? You're probably really annoying, I wouldn't reply either!

beren456 1

Monday 11 April 2011 16:00

what if they're just not around? or can't get to the phone?

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shakeTHEworld 12

Monday 11 April 2011 16:34

There's nothing wrong with your friends. It's because your annoying.

annihil8or 15

Monday 11 April 2011 16:37

It's annoy

IadamkI 3

Monday 11 April 2011 16:40

lol at least your phone works

sailorzoe 14

Monday 11 April 2011 16:42

Try winning.

phenx84 1

Monday 11 April 2011 16:43

... hey!! a sandwich. Things are looking up.

stevenmx86 7

Monday 11 April 2011 16:50

Waaah... If you really want to talk to someone, call them..

triggerit 5

Monday 11 April 2011 16:51

I am happy I am not your friend... sent 40 SMS in no time it is smith... ydi...

thatsmeh 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:53

I hate when that happens but the most people I ever text at a time is like 5 or 7

phenx84 1

Monday 11 April 2011 17:19

what about 6? have you tried 6?

notquite69 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:53

So you're testing whether your phone is sending texts by seeing if it'll receive one? Brilliant.

Zombie65 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:11

I caught that too lol

sourgirl101 28

Monday 11 April 2011 16:54

Was it those annoying chain texts? I hate those and ignore them too.

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Same thing different taste

Well done Cooper

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