Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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epictrollathon 0

Friday 19 March 2010 5:13

Best FML EVER!

italianosam 0

Friday 19 March 2010 5:14

funny as hell

redbeater 5

Friday 19 March 2010 5:17

dumbshit, don't let your teacher make an example out of you!!!

awwdudethatsux 0

Friday 19 March 2010 6:08

psh, you only think it was an accident

DaleksAreEpic 0

Friday 19 March 2010 6:24

Does this mean that you're flamin' gay?

ILoveSoda 0

Friday 19 March 2010 6:36

That happened to some people at my school in a chem class during an experiment. it was horrible they're gonna need plastic surgury.

kitties5 0

Friday 19 March 2010 7:03

hey at least it wasnt on purpose

ollJadiiZllo 0

Friday 19 March 2010 7:30

omg :O i would of told him to give me an A for lighting me on fire lol xD

gozar_fml 1

Friday 19 March 2010 7:40

rofbmao. (rolling on floor burning my ass off)

adrifter 0

Friday 19 March 2010 7:45

Seriously? Thats funny as hell! I once accidentaly lit my bros head on fire.

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