Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML - FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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AudioMasochist 5

Saturday 1 May 2010 23:54

Explosm... that bunsen burner isn't hooked up to a gas source. I am disappointed in you.

sparme 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 0:19

cyanide and happiness is terribly, horribly awesome

narisajoo 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:25

hey its cyanide and happiness's illistator :D i love their vids. im getting their book!

Shaun232 4

Sunday 2 May 2010 1:55

this such a lie

Jethro_fml 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 2:52

Win.

rlTlk 13

Sunday 2 May 2010 3:39

Thats sucks, hopefully didn't get burned at least not too bad.. My biology teacher in high school made a flame shooting jack-o-lantern for Halloween. He had it on his desk and would randomly make it go off. I went up to go ask him a question, made sure to let him know I was crossing the lanterns path he looked at me then set it off.. he caught my homework on fire and singed my hair =[ our principal was in the room supervising at the time too.. they both just laughed

Shaun232 4

Sunday 2 May 2010 5:04

then i don't what fake sounds to you

User332 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 6:45

I love this. :]

kNICKLES 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 17:01

I love the book that says Times: New Roman. :D

brokendxb 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 22:52

LOL

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