Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML - FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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You deserved it 50

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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Gabos 6

Tuesday 4 May 2010 2:03

Matt is the one from Explosm!!! YEAH!!

Surv1v3r 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 2:35

BURN BABY BURN,DISCO INFERNO!

blacklite69 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 3:44

FML + C&H = WIN!

LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 9:34

I figured it was only a matter of time before the Explosm staff did something for FML...

nowusee 10

Tuesday 4 May 2010 22:45

that was awesome

lets_be_ian 5

Tuesday 4 May 2010 22:53

in the spirit of all the songs used for puns I will add my selection as well "If you love somebody Better set them on fire ... I went to your house last night Your dad called me the human torch Got a little pissed at him so I burned down your front porch" I can virtually guarantee not many ppl on here will get this one with help from god (i.e. google)

chwder912 3

Wednesday 5 May 2010 5:55

i love cyanide and happiness! this is too good!

crayolamusic 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 23:58

HAH!!! Lol. Sucks that you got set on fire, but the whole fantastic 4 reference is hysterical!

theRebel_of_life 0

Friday 7 May 2010 2:30

Maybe he has the hots for you

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 10 May 2010 8:08

YDI for falling asleep in CLASS.

Sherique 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 11:18

Lol he didn't say anything about sleeping.

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