Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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You deserved it 50

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:19

burn baby burn physics inferno

taltamir 6

Wednesday 11 August 2010 10:22

OP you lucky bastard, its like winning the lottery! As soon as you sue and settle with the school you would be rich enough to never work again.

Ryan_Christopher 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 17:20

Haha, as crappy as that is for you, its pretty fun to me. I hope you didn't get hurt, but it sounds pretty crazy haha

mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:38

Good God, that is the most thumbs up I have EVER seen for a comment. YOU ARE #1!!!!!!!! (in more than one way).

MomoGotSumProbs 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 13:46

uh why is number 80 buried, that comment isnt bad

JonaSH 0

Monday 10 January 2011 13:36

Angel1000168 16

Monday 14 February 2011 9:35

Lol. Maybe you looked cold >.

redpandalove 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:08

LOL fail.

thatfunnyguy77 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 17:07

ya like that rlly happened

ACTriple3 5

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:17

#1 You just made my day!

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