Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML - FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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xosKsxo 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:07

I'm sure.

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:09

:D

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:14

Hopefully you get an A on your next test. -.o

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:15

We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning. We didn't start the fire. The teacher lit it, yet she teaches physics?

HouseHunter 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:36

Fire lit on his arm, caused a ton of harm, Made him shout in pain, "OW! PUT IT OUT!" Stupid teacher, what the ****??? What was that for? chorus (look above this comment) (keep it going!!!)

cmotdibbler 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:15

cha-ching! Profit!

ThaHero 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:22

How many more puns?

thatoneGeo 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:23

**** the new rules!

thor89 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:26

"Acidentally" I think he/she did it on purpose and the class was on it

McLovin101x 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:27

BURN!

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 20:28

Lol, what a cool science experiment. Jk. Hope you get an A on your next test :P.

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