Intimacy: Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 15:19 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By RevolutionLove - 10/12/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

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Up it goes

By 0stvn0 - 16/03/2012 01:18 - Canada

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STI test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said, "Gonna be honest Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

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On the scene

By fire1 - 25/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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By poopboy - 16/01/2017 10:49

Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By A troubled ex med school student - 06/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Dublin

Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML

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By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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howsthisforaname 34

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:28

Having experienced both and seeing how completely unsympathetic my doctors were to pain and discomfort I agree with him.

mba2804 2

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:27

Your professor is not exactly wrong.

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Donat96 20

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:35

Prepare your anus.

christian1509 21

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:39

Johnny Knoxville had to manually insert a catheter every time he wanted to pee for about a year when he broke his penis.

marcus369 9

Thursday 14 August 2014 0:57

that would not be fun

cadillacgal79 32

Thursday 14 August 2014 5:42

*cringes* I can't imagine what a broken penis would feel like. >.

tournamentdecide 33

Thursday 14 August 2014 5:53

I would hope not, considering it says you're a girl.

cjwayy 22

Thursday 14 August 2014 7:28

How in the hell do you break your penis???

adamo_erebus 26

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:35

bend it the wrong way when it's hard?

askullnamedbilly 33

Thursday 14 August 2014 9:30

You can't, actually. Humans don't have bones in their penis, so technically, there is nothing to be broken. The term 'penile fracture' actually describes a rupture, but the effects are very similar to a bone break, which is why I imagine people get confused. There is apparently a popping or cracking sound, significant bruising, swelling and of course intense pain.

howsthisforaname 34

Thursday 14 August 2014 11:08

It's probably about as painful as breaking the cartilage in your nose but not the bones, that one happened to me and it hurt like hell. Trying to pee through a broken penis is probably on par with sneezing with a broken nose.

christian1509 21

Thursday 14 August 2014 12:39

Dirtbike landed on it after he went off a jump

darryaz 9

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:42

I agree with your instructor. It will make you more sensitive to what the patients are going through.

Anya_5 8

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:44

Catheters. They change lives.

marchingfanatic 2

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:45

Had to do both and only 16... I agree with the professor

pandalover69 26

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:47

I don't understand. Why is this an FML? Your professor gave an opinion that doesn't single you out in anyway. Your professor is right anyway.

MrsPegg 45

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:49

Yea, it isn't like the professor said in order to pass the final you must insert a catheter into you & give yourself an enema. Or did they OP? I feel we need a follow up.