By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
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conman531 23

Restraining order, assault charge, trespassing, you know, the works for a crazy ex

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dBLIZZARD 20

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch.

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GeorgiaBea 28

And that's why restraining orders are just official pieces of paper.

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iwadasn 32

He never mentioned having a restraining order. Although he should definitely get one after this.

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limegreenpoopie 31

Get a restraining order before she comes after your kids!

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MRSwick2525 23

Nowhere does it state that OP and his wife have children.

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Titan_Slayer 21

They probably don't yet but that's the point...

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Also, this reminds me of this FML I read once where this guy's ex showed up at his wedding uninvited and wearing a wedding dress, although, this is definitely worse than that.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Lock that bitch up! Time to get a restraining order and press some charges. I'm sorry your big day was spoiled by that crazy bitch's jealousy and pettiness.

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ThatHorse 15

Ruin your psycho ex's day by spending the next half an hour making out with your wife while everyone awkwardly sits around wondering when someone's gonna accidentally lose a piece of clothing.

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1dvs_bstd 41

How's that gonna help matters?

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ThatHorse 15

If the psycho ex is jealous of him marrying another person, imagine how she'll feel watching them kiss. It's the second most perfect revenge scheme.

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TheLadyOpal 30

"Imagine how she'll feel watching them kiss." Wow, seriously? The woman's already seventeen kinds of bug-**** crazy, there's no need to make it worse just for a feeling of smug self-satisfaction. What a childish way to deal with the situation.

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ecamp12 15

You said "wife", so at least you've got that! :)

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lvg_fml 10

Definitely press charges. And get a restraining order

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

if it was my wedding i'd punch her straight in the throat.

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avenue24 20

I want a follow up from OP! I'm sorry your ex ruined your special day. :( Maybe you two can have a vow renewal & make up for it?

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