Love: Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 12:39 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML

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You deserved it 1 384

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By I hate myself - 21/09/2023 22:00

Today, wanting to get revenge at my ex for and the woman he cheated on me with, I invaded their wedding during the ceremony and objected to their marriage, laying out all the facts about how they started their nasty relationship built on betrayal. I was thrown out by security as they laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 776

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By ReneG - 10/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

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By PinchMe - 29/04/2023 03:00

Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 108

You deserved it 125

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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You deserved it 7 173

By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 504

You deserved it 4 571

By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

conman531 23

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:08

Restraining order, assault charge, trespassing, you know, the works for a crazy ex

dBLIZZARD 20

Thursday 13 August 2015 1:04

Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch.

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slimguy101 15

Thursday 13 August 2015 10:56

Someone's still in love with you!

Nzhangftw 7

Thursday 13 August 2015 11:01

Whoop her ass

alioni 12

Thursday 13 August 2015 13:02

Restraining orders do miracles, OP.

CyanideCyan 12

Thursday 13 August 2015 20:17

Tiime for a restraining order op!

Jesserb 17

Thursday 13 August 2015 20:43

Red Wedding!

tlnorman 18

Thursday 13 August 2015 22:25

Restraining order,

blackonblight 32

Friday 14 August 2015 3:01

Yeah but only once before getting locked up. Might get away with a warning or night in a cell without one.

Yastafari 16

Friday 14 August 2015 15:21

That bitch cray

amber3120 15

Wednesday 19 August 2015 0:02

I hope you or somebody ran to her and knocked her down . Thats effed up. Sorry to hear that .

rafg 6

Tuesday 25 August 2015 8:14

Make peace with your past so it doesn't so it won't disturb your present..

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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