By Tag - 24/09/2014 01:19 - Australia

Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 195
You deserved it 3 164

Same thing different taste

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You found the azaleas, he found an assault charge.

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He sounds like a serious threat to your safety. I hope the police were involved and would definitely recommend a restraining order.

He sounds like a keeper. Bring him home to your parents, they'll really welcome him with closed fists.

I feel like this should be the store clerks fml.

Seriously, you need to contact the police. I don't know how long it's been since you broke up (the first 2 weeks are the most dangerous), but he is obviously unstable. Next time there might not be a store clerk for him to punch and he'll take it out on you

Well, he'll get introduced to Bubba shortly.

It doesn't sound like you got the bad end of this... Poor clerk

Well hopefully the jackass will be in jail for a long time

This requires pepper spray, a restraining order, and a follow up.

2300+ psychotic exboyfriends think OP deserved it. SMH