By roadkill0321 - 07/11/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML
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faerieworld 1

Relax. It just means if you hurt the daughter her mother will gouge your eyes out with her sharp beak and talons.

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aerogxt 7

Weird, I got this same threat a few years ago. Don't worry, she's just squawking for nothing. She just wants to scare you. Look at it this way, you're going to die one day, why not go down fighting?

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krad204 21

Make chicken soup and eggs fried with chicken breast... Cannibalism anyone?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

If she's going after you, set up a trap to a deep fryer. That way you could stay safe from her Peck, Drill Peck, Pluck, Sky Attack, and Wing attack's and have golden brown chicken, courtesy of the colonel.

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islander1974 6

Tell mom to pound sand. You and daughter are over, and its none of her business anyway. Daughter is an adult too. Unless you knocked her up, then its game over..

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j_cat187 19

Congratulations, you are a father of an unwanted child.

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Okayitwasme 0

Never respond to threats. Move on. Always show you are avoiding and not confronting the situation, if anything happens, she will appear the aggressor, and possibly charged.

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