By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 289
You deserved it 3 724

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

randomguy76 14

Comments

TheNiceOne 20

If we weren't able to ask for forgiveness, we would all be going it hell.

She is going to have the worst dating life if she looks for people who don't tempt her. "Hi, I find you sexually attractive, sorry, we can't date" "Hi, I find you physically repulsive! Let's date".

You enjoyed your first time and then found a way to not be involved with crazy people around. It looks like you won twice

I think you dodged a bullet there, OP.

She's probably using religion as an excuse, maybe you're better off without her but sorry non the less OP

She should have given you a receipt, because we all know there's a 14 day return policy on virginity. Way better you found out she's such a whackadoodle now, OP!

middlenamefrank 8

Never date outside your religious pool. Or your sanity pool. You sound like a sane, non-religious person, so you're WAAY better off without a religious, insane person.

That's terrible. She tempted you in the first place. Don't worry though, there really is better out there.