Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place....

By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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You deserved it 5 650

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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You deserved it 37 456

By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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You deserved it 1 840

By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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You deserved it 4 336

Open up!

By nooooooooob - 05/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

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You deserved it 35 146

Locked out

By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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You deserved it 6 394

By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 403

You deserved it 60 598

By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

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You deserved it 58 923

Smoking gun

By cami - 19/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML

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You deserved it 104

Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 368

By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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You deserved it 9 764

perdix 29

Monday 20 December 2010 9:36

Go hunt them down to retrieve your keys. They might reward your tenacity with a threesome.

grandpaearthling 2

Monday 20 December 2010 9:31

bet now you are wishing you'd put down the sex doll and helped your roommate. now you and blow up barbie are stuck all alone for two days without keys. guess your plan worked out in the end. sweet deal

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grandpaearthling 2

Monday 20 December 2010 9:31

BandddGeekkk 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:35

ha! (:

perdix 29

Monday 20 December 2010 9:36

Go hunt them down to retrieve your keys. They might reward your tenacity with a threesome.

gusgus36 5

Monday 20 December 2010 9:36

aaah that sucks. can't a locksmith or someone get you in? I guess that's why it's good to keep a spare key with someone else who doesn't live with you

spongebobluvr05 5

Monday 20 December 2010 12:04

no shit eh?? what a smart one they are ......

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 20 December 2010 9:36

Sucks to be you...but don't let this opportunity go to waste! You can now sleep on the street and experience Hoboism for a little while. You know see how the other half lives.

whitemilkea 0

Monday 20 December 2010 10:02

Now you've got an excuse to move in with a great looking dude with this excuse :D Er... sorry are u married..? X(

London999 0

Monday 20 December 2010 10:24

you will face difficult time. be ready for that!

drunkssssssssss 0

Monday 20 December 2010 10:27

ummm you left together why didn't you ask for it back?

xGUMMYBEARSx 0

Monday 20 December 2010 10:55

keep knocking until you answer.

pongo_lycaon 4

Monday 20 December 2010 11:24

You also forgot to ask for them back, as they are your keys you are responsible for them

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 20 December 2010 13:34

This pretty much sums it up. I hate it when people look for others to blame for their stupid mistakes. Why would she be thinking about your keys, OP? You weren't thinking about her luggage or whatever. YDI