Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her....

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 20:47 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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By ohboy - 06/03/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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Where's mah caaaaake?

By Furi - 28/05/2021 11:01

Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML

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By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Bassett

Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML

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See ya!

By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Saturday 7 November 2015 8:51

Usually if you don't like someone and they don't like you they wouldn't call you unless it was something important and they absolutely had to.

Mackade 18

Saturday 7 November 2015 8:51

You shouldn't ignore your roommate because they're a ****, what if it was about the house or dorm?

Comments

radiocaf 29

Sunday 8 November 2015 9:39

I wouldn't say you deserved it. How would you know it was something major, all you knew was she was a ****, and went with that.

Titan_Slayer 21

Monday 9 November 2015 2:31

Why are you living with them then? If you live in a dorm, you can usually get a room change. If you live in an apartment, find a sub-leaser.

danidez17 3

Monday 9 November 2015 3:29

That's what a taxi/bus is for

TAntobella 14

Monday 9 November 2015 11:27

No help in time of need is what people get for being ***** the rest of the time. It's the ****'s fault OP, not yours: you are likely to be an emphatic person if you are feeling bad now.

bandit223 6

Monday 9 November 2015 19:41

I don't know why everyone is putting YDI. It was just an ignored phone call. You had no idea that it was anything important. It might be different if she was calling you multiple times.

hayleepic412168 2

Wednesday 11 November 2015 5:38

I don't think there's anything wrong with you not answering the phone, but I'm still trying to figure out how this is **** YOUR Life when your roommate is the one whose parents were in a serious accident. And calling her a **** doesn't make you sound any better either. You don't have to answer the phone but you're making the unfortunate situation about you when it isn't.