By Creeped_out_n_stuck - 05/08/2011 04:46 - United States

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Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
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gusgus36 5

Well, that will be a fun 11 months...

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Amrel 10

Cool beans bro whats wrong sounds normal?

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loserman67 35

I say pack your shit and leave - oh wait, HE probably packed your shit last night, so all you have to do is leave.....

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TheHoboWerewolf 0

Eh, it's his B-Day OP. Humor him! Haha! just playin. But I would advise you to run...very fast.

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jobsman99 0

which of you had the erection during this?

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Ibeatmyself 3

Im pretty sure ur roommate wants to b more than roommates

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metalhead5564 0

Wow. How did you come to that conclusion?

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Gandalf004 7

so whats the best that could happen? free *******? Just close your eyes and pretend he's a girl! J/K That's seriously ****** up, not just because he's gay it would have also been just as bad if they were opposite sex roommates.

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TheHolyLama 0

Maybe you could just but him some videos of naked people dancing? :p

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ladyreal420 3

if I was you I would be very very scared to sleep. I think he may be coming out of the closet

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dpricenator 1

Dude, he would have totally given you a hummer. You missed out.....lol

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