By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
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thawny_fml 21

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

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Twigman8 15

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

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HadleyTCanine 15

You might want to consider pressing charges.

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kafka13 9

apparently some people think that hurting someone is hilarious prank..

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Rainbowkupkake 11

Maybe burn his pubes next time? or go for his armpit hair?

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Etweens96 25

Dude, move out. Sounds to me like this idiot has the makings of a serial killer. You could get seriously hurt from them doing that!

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pats2004 17

If you were seriously injured from it you could press charges

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Zacholicious 15

that sucks but it's hilarious either way

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pats2004 17

Did you two get into a heated argument

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