Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard...

By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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You deserved it 3 168

By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 757

By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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You deserved it 15 134

Pyrotechnics

By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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You deserved it 149

By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By ericane27 - 27/12/2011 19:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

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You deserved it 5 853

By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 20:27 - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

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You deserved it 36 734

By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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You deserved it 2 948

thawny_fml 21

Tuesday 19 January 2016 12:22

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! But seriously, get a new roommate.

Twigman8 15

Tuesday 19 January 2016 12:24

At least you can stay warm in the Canadian winter, now! On a more serious note, hopefully you didn't end up badly burned and I hope he apologized to you!

Comments

stitesy29 18

Wednesday 20 January 2016 0:51

Set his pubes on fire to wake him up

xxxxqazwsxedc1 8

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:28

Set his dick hair on fire next time OP.

ircs56 10

Wednesday 20 January 2016 4:40

that is wrong on all levels!!! they must die for that

lovelybones37 20

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:08

You need a new roommate. Hope you're okay!

blink831forever 13

Wednesday 20 January 2016 9:05

You need to get a bat and break your roommate's bones. That is way ****** up and dangerous to do. Or if you are non violent, press charges for assault.