Damn nature, you scary!

Wow, what an asshole. You couldn't have just left the room? I woulda punched you out if you'd killed my pet lizard.

YDI. If you were afraid of dogs, and your roommate showed you his new puppy, would you then proceed to kill it with a book? Or his kitten, if you were afraid of cats? I mean come on, even if you were afraid of an animal/arachnid/whatever else people keep as pets, you should never go and kill them just because you're afraid! Next time, just run away and tell your roommate to keep his tarantulas well away from you.

Tom, just shut up. Honestly, you've made a fool of yourself so many times on this page alone... just stop. Anyway, I know how to use an iPhone, and I know that when you're texting (or posting a response) most of the time if the phone corrects the word it will show you the options first. It may automatically change "you're" to "your" or vice versa if you use one version all the time, which still makes you wrong. Kind of also makes you more of a moron than you originally were, doesn't it?

I thought I said "goodbye" do you not know how to read? FYI before you starts pouting out nonsense, I accidently pressed e after your so it autocorrected it to you're. once I pressed space, it automatically replaced my mistake "youre" with "you're". make sense? MORON. (:

super glue

**spouting, not pouting.

If you saw the mistake you were completely able to correct it. You're the idiot. Also, if you really meant your 'goodbye' you wouldn't have responded.

What 258 said. Dont be stupid, just walk away from it dumbass. Dont kill the goddamn thing, its your own fault you owe him 500 bucks. Your actions have consequences

that must have been the most disgusting pile of guts and the grossest splat ever seen/heard...