Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By youcould'vejusttoldme - 11/05/2017 21:00 - United States - College Station

Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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Coincidence

By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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Weetart 8

Friday 30 September 2011 18:27

Take it all back and let her know you were the one who bought it. If she wants proof she her your receipts.

Fruit_Dealer 9

Friday 30 September 2011 18:28

And you're not saying anything about it? You realize she can't take your property, its te equivalent of theft.

Comments

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 19:11

Grand Theft Appliances!!

ILoveTabz 0

Friday 30 September 2011 19:36

Take them back from her

ILoveTabz 0

Friday 30 September 2011 19:36

Take them back from her

ikickgingers 15

Friday 30 September 2011 19:44

A - don't be a pussy B - as previously stated why didn't you wait till the roommate was gone?? C - shank her ass D - I just like making lists Really though, have a talk and if that doesn't work, take a dump on the roof of her car?

perdix 29

Friday 30 September 2011 21:18

Nothing could go wrong with that plan. At the job interview: "Ms. Kicky, the police report says you were apprehended on the roof of a car while defecating? . . . Oh, stolen toaster and potato peeler? Well, then, you were well within your rights! Welcome aboard, can you start Monday?"

ikickgingers 15

Friday 30 September 2011 22:01

Don't get caught? Must you kill all my fun??? *pouts*

perdix 29

Friday 30 September 2011 22:51

I'm sorry. The key to all real fun is not getting caught. The rest is just amusement. Please commence the retaliatory pooping.

little_monster21 0

Friday 30 September 2011 19:52

when my last roommate moved out, I knew she would try to do that, so I hid most expensive things or priced possessions. you shouldv prepared for that

jefffluffingham 5

Friday 30 September 2011 20:01

simplington. i know a guy who made a knife-spoon (duct tape, pen-knife and a spoon. the knife is still retractable.) ask your roommate over cereal 'you wanna take my last spoon? you took all my other cutlery. here ya go!" and stab his/her hand.

kickblocker 18

Friday 30 September 2011 20:17

so say "you're taking some of my stuff to, give it back" its simple, if that doesn't work you could call the cops if you want because that is stealing