Miscellaneous: Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair.... - FML

By curseyousuperman - 01/04/2015 16:20 - United States - Conway

Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 00:01

Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML

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Top comments

SteamyPenguin 46

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:55

Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?

Gesula 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:54

If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant

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dakatabg 31

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:10

Time to get a life

Voij 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:11

Now I'm gonna show why nobody likes me at their parties: What you're referring to is, most likely, envy, not jealousy. Jealousy requires you fearing that something might take something of yours away from you, while envy describes the wish to have what someone else possesses.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:17

I thought it was the other way around for jealousy and envy?

MisterEx 28

Thursday 2 April 2015 8:32

Because you watch and memorize The SImpsons?

rllyfrickenbored 17

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:13

i feel so stupid now.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:44

Don't try emulate it. Only Robert Downey Jr can pull off that look, as I'm always reminding my fiancé.

GAMERZxxHD 25

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:52

He does have nice hair though.

netflixjunkie8 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:55

Superman is bae!

vikky538 28

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:17

Thats it no more comics for you.

funsizedliz 16

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:39

God hates you. FYL

Loh_Superman 14

Thursday 2 April 2015 1:03

His hairs amazing

EarlFug 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 2:16

I can leap over tall buildings with a single bound. But won't even bother trying various products to get Superman hair.

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