By zemmiphobia - 11/05/2017 09:37 - United States - Mountain View
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zemmiphopia
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Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
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LostInTheZone11
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Get a murphy bed and lock it up when you are not using it
mariri9206
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Get an outside lock for your door that requires a key, make sure you have the only copy and lock it when you leave. Your sister is clearly not respecting your boundaries or your space or you and talking to her and telling her it's not okay/was unacceptable is obviously not working since she seems to not care about that so it's time to take more drastic measures and, if she were to call you out or get upset at you for it, tell her she has no right to be upset. It's your room, your bed, and you've told her it's not okay that she uses it for sex with her boyfriend and that she left with you no choice since she clearly didn't care enough and doesn't respect you enough to listen to what you're saying and respect your rules for your room.
Put a lock on the door! One with a code you need to input.
ShriveledGent
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Could be a fetish she has or she's just messing with you. Either way I find her hilarious.
shiny223
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That's gross, she or her boyfriend must have chemistry with u and that's why they r drawn to ur bed ... tell them off in front of ur family if u can the embarrassment should act as a deterrent
get a lock but then I'd go smear so.eyhing disgusting in her bed like cottage cheese or sour cream or something slimy and gross. I know I'm horrible but I'd stoop that low now that it's been a few times.
put itching powder in the sheets and sleep in the spare.
funkyfunguy
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You should join in
Time to start putting some traps in that bed!
On my bed. Again." That's when I stopped and cllicked YDI. Invest the ten bucks in a lock.
If OP lives with his/her parents, a lock may not be possible. When I was growing up, I wasn't allowed to have a lock on my bedroom door.
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Sounds like she gets off on the fact that she's having sex on your bed- or that her BF does. Which means your sister either wants to be you, has sexual feelings towards you, or the BF is pretending your sister is you. But that's just what I get from the fact you've had to deal with this so often. Put cayenne pepper or anything like it in the one they keep having sex on, and sleep in the other one. It SHOULD cause some burning, itching, maybe some sores and a yeast infection. Worst case scenario is it gets in her eyes and even then they should be fine afterwards. You could also put raw rice in the bed- I bet it's hard to stay in the mood when it feels like your laying on tiny pebbles. I'd say thumb tacks, but that's a little too dangerous. Or even just some good old itching powder if you can find it. Fake roaches might kill the mood.
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"