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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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fallen45078 8

Friday 3 October 2014 23:36

Well thats revealing.

mariab2898 13

Friday 3 October 2014 23:47

Well that's better than NOT catching the bouquet and flashing the whole world in the process

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CA4495 17

Friday 3 October 2014 23:49

Why would they leave that picture in there ? Lol.

cakefete2 30

Saturday 4 October 2014 0:50

Pictures or it didn't happen. So now, an embarrassing story plus photographic proof.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 3 October 2014 23:50

You only flashed family and friends, unless they are posted online.

cjlerch 29

Friday 3 October 2014 23:54

So? You'll have no trouble finding someone, now!

Khaleesi_26 30

Saturday 4 October 2014 0:06

OP already has a fiancee.

cjlerch 29

Saturday 4 October 2014 0:17

Oh. Oops. Well, at least she's got a backup plan now.

Khaleesi_26 30

Saturday 4 October 2014 0:31

True, true! :)

LaLince 40

Friday 3 October 2014 23:54

Congratulations!

sarah5745 41

Saturday 4 October 2014 6:38

For flashing herself?

moniqueee18 13

Friday 3 October 2014 23:55

Hahah awkward....!!!

pjsr 32

Friday 3 October 2014 23:59

The superstition is that the one to catch the bouquet will be the next to get married - perhaps this will help speed up that process!

alex_gen 38

Saturday 4 October 2014 1:17

Well, hope you and your 'wife' have a happy life together. (If you meant your to-be husband, it's fiance.)

BlameTheOwls 14

Saturday 4 October 2014 9:51

The FML is correct, you are not. The accent doesn't indicate female, if it was a double 'e' it would be female.

captainsmegma 12

Saturday 4 October 2014 1:35

Boobie or beaver we're dying to know.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:01

Pics or it didn't happen......wait...

Averylonelycube 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:05

Sounds to me like the ceremony was a bit 'flashy'.

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