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By married - 16/10/2010 12:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By notpregnant - 21/12/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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By surprise - 11/12/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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You deserved it 332

By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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hedgerow 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:31

that's nasty why would you like that?

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:36

Detail what afterbirth smells like on your next status. Try to outdo her.

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glitterbabe224 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:35

hahhah. i agreeee, probably some weird friends.

ibmike22 13

Tuesday 4 October 2011 9:58

You must be tired, cause...well you're ******* hot

themostfab 13

Monday 15 February 2016 4:10

why are you orange

MAGNAVOX 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:35

That's ******* disgusting.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:36

Detail what afterbirth smells like on your next status. Try to outdo her.

Sayhwhat 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:37

mm i like shrimp

Geiko_fml 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:39

Well, -Like- CONGRADULATIONNSSSSSS.

yahhh2forever 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:39

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mattman1994 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:55

hoooly crap black santa claus

squeaker07 15

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:28

*cough cough TROLL cough cough*

ComaWhiteLove 18

Friday 11 October 2013 13:00

WoW #25, what a twat.

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:40

:O duude, that's my new status! f*cking awesome.

GirlOnFire143 6

Saturday 8 September 2012 20:19

unoriginal no life copier.

xVictoriaDreamz 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:43

oh, that's Nassstyy.

hashoahxxx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:46

blame your buds

sloppyflow 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:47

but my Sis told me it smells like metal

quackerspoo 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 21:59

is that a real pic of you? Wow!

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML

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Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

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Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML

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Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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